unfathomable

By MarkAnthony Nze

109. INT. KEN’S OFFICE DAY.

KEN and RAY in the FORMER’S OFFICE discussing about the PARTY the LATTER intends to ORGANISE and other issues.

KEN

So, bro, how is the arrangement going on for the weekend bash?

RAY

Honestly, man! I have cancelled every plan for that.

KEN

Tell me you’re kidding bro.

RAY

Jokes apart, I’m serious.

KEN

Why? What’s your reason?

RAY

What’s the point of throwing a bash when your best pals won’t be there? It’s useless, you are not gonna be around.

KEN

Ray, you have to understand, I really need to take …

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107. INT. KEN’S RES. NIGHT.

MRS. FIBERISIMA sitting in her SON’S LIVING ROOM as she waits for her to return from WORK. And OBOT serves her WATER to DRINK.

…Obot placing before her a bottle of water and glass.

MRS. FIBERISIMA

Thank you, my dear.

OBOT

Thank you ma. I think he’s back.

MRS. FIBERISIMA

I hope so.

…Ken walks in with a new girl.

OBOT

Welcome sir.

KEN

Obot, how’re you.

OBOT

Fine sir, mummy is here.

KEN

Oh! I see, where’s she?

OBOT

She’s in the living room, sir.

KEN

Oh! Mum, you’re here?

MRS. …

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105. INT. DAN’S CHAMBER. DAY

The DUO of RAY and DAN in the LATTER’S OFFICE discussing.

DAN

Ray, I’m glad you’re here, I intended coming to see you in your office later in the day.

RAY

Is that right?

DAN

Sure! There’s this client of mine that wants a thorough investigation of his tax report and accounts so I thought I could show the report to you.

RAY

I’m available, anytime you decide to come.

DAN

Now that you’re here, I will give you the company’s statement of accounts and tax reports to go with so that …

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101. INT. BAR.NIGHT.

The DUO OF KEN and RAY at their usual ‘hang out’ drinking and smoking as they discuss.

 KEN

Good Gracious! The turtle neck is finally off!

 RAY

What’s wrong with you man?

 KEN

Are you blind? Can’t you see that something is actually wrong amongst us?

 RAY

I don’t seem to see anything.

 KEN

If you can’t see or notice anything, it’s either you’re blind or your faculties are no longer intact.

 RAY

Don’t insult me man!

 KEN

I’m not insulting you, I’m only telling you the truth, can’t you see we’re not complete …

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99. INT. RAY’S OFFICE.DAY.

RAY and their NEW EMPLOYEE lay on the COUCH hungrily kissing and caressing each other. The TELEPHONE on his GLASS DESK rings, he tries to ignore it but the persistence ringing makes him take it.

RAY

Hello! Bimbo, what’s it?

BIMBO

Sir, the chairman is here, he’s just arrived and on his way upstairs.

RAY

What!

…He re-adjusts his tie and hurries the young woman to dress up.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA

…walks in the reception room.

BIMBO

Good morning, sir.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA

Hello Bimbo, how’re you?

BIMBO

Fine, thank you sir.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA…

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97. EXT. MR. KADIRI’S RES. NIGHT.

COLLINS arrives in his CAR with PRISCA at their GATE, keeps pressing the HORN and incessantly making a NOISE with it before ADAMU wakes up and comes outside to meet them.

 ADAMU

Oga Collins, abegi, me no fit open am for gate for you.

 COLLINS

My friend, open this gate immediately.

 ADAMU

No be me talk am na oga Land-lord na em talk am so.

 COLLINS

Adamu, you and the Land-Lord are crazy, come on! Get out of my way.

Starts struggling with him and eventually beats him up and pushes …

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95. EXT. KEN’S RES. DAY

The DUO OF EFFIONG and OBOT standing and talking in a CORNER of the MASSIVE COMPOUND as the LATTER tries going-out.

 OBOT

Effiong! Effiong! Effiong!

EFFIONG
Why you de shout my name like that? I be your house boy?

(Why are you shouting my name like that, am I your house boy?)

OBOT

Why I no go shout your name? When person go de call you, you go hear and you no go wan answer.

(Why won’t I shout your name like that when you refuse to answer?)

EFFIONG

Now wey I …

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92. INT. BAR.NIGHT.

AFTER the DAY’S WORK, the DUO OF KEN and DAN gather at their usual EXQUISITE JOINT to cool off.

 KEN

Dan! You know, you’re a bad guy? , too bad!

 DAN

You always say that.

 KEN

That’s the truth. Look at the epitome of beauty, you got in your office and you wouldn’t let anyone touch her. You’re bad, man!

 DAN

Don’t forget the rule. We shouldn’t go out with any lady working for us.

 KEN

I do but we can work something out here.

 DAN

Bro, there’s nothing to work …

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90. INT. DAN’S CHAMBERS. DAY

KEN comes to see DAN but the LATTER isn’t on SEAT so he waits at the RECEPTION lustfully staring at DAN’S SECRETARY as he requests for WATER to DRINK.

 CORDELIA

Good morning sir,

 KEN

Oh! Cordelia, how’re you?

 CORDELIA

I’m fine sir, you’re welcomed.

 KEN

Thank you, is your boss in?

 CORDELIA

He’s been to the office this morning; he just went out not quite long to see a client of ours that called him.

 KEN

I see. Please, get me a glass of water t drink.

Cordelia goes …

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88. EXT.PARK. DAY

At a CORNER of the BUS PARK, MR. BANJO and the SECRETARY are discussing over the running of the PARK.

 BANJO

Secretary, I wan make we employ another ticket officer na wey I don commot that yeye boy wey I put honey for em mouth em say e no want.

(Secretary, I want us to employ another ticket officer now that I have finally sacked that foolish boy)

 SECRETARY

Chairman, let’s not be in a hurry to do that especially now that we’ve increased the ticket fare.

 BANJO

Why you talk …

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86.INT. CHIEF FIBERISIMA’S RES. NIGHT.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA and his WIFE are in the LIVING ROOM having a cheerful DISCUSSION as they keenly see the MOVIE on the DIGITAL SATELITE TELEVISION and the FORMER receives an INTERNATIONAL CALL.

 CHIEF FIBERISIMA

Oh! How’re you my son? That’s good… So you’re in Las Vegas now with your wife? I’m sure you both are enjoying your honey moon… I also hope that as you’re returning home, your wife is also returning with something great in her tummy.

Laughter.

Well… that’s the joy and blessing of marriage… Mummy …

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84. INT. CAROL’S RES. DAY.

CAROL in her BEDROOM, getting READY for WORK then goes to her FLAT MATE/FRIEND’S to ask her for SOMETHING.

 CAROL

Lola, good morning.

 LOLA

Good morning, carol.

 CAROL

Please, can I have a little of that your perfume?

 LOLA

Still in bed and gradually turns.

Sure! It’s right there on my dressing table.

CAROL

Yea! I have seen it, thank you dear.

 LOLA

You’re welcomed, but I thought you never liked it?

 CAROL

It’s a bit masculine and right now, I don’t have a choice because mine is exhausted. …