heaven

I actually believe that if the qualification marks are not considerably lowered, no Nigerian will qualify for heaven on Judgment Day. Mainly because we lie so much and have collectively chosen to make lying a national culture.

No one really?

Well, may be a few. Just a few.

And these would not be the world-famous pastors or Imams you know. Not the so-called miracle-working MOGs who inundate us with claims of their special status with a fiery God, nor those who persistently persecute you for not being part of their maddening crowd.

Also not one of those few would be …