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By MarkAnthony Nze

116. EXT. KEN’S RES. NIGHT.

The DUO of FFIONG and OBOT are OUTSIDE as the FORMER is busy staring lustfully at the BACK SIDE of a GIRL walking down the STREET while the LATTER is disposing the REFUSE in the DUST BIN.

OBOT

Woman wrapper! Wetin you de look?

EFFIONG

You no ‘gree make I marry you now so leave me to look other girls.

OBOT

You no fit! You no fit marry me.

EFFIONG

No be man like me, go marry you? De one wey go marry you, get two heads?

OBOT

Na de one with …

By MarkAnthony Nze

112. EXT. PARK. DAY.

The TWO BUS DRIVERS STAND in front of the NOTICE BOARD at ONE corner of the PARK as they fix their gaze on the BOARD discussing.

BUS DRIVER I

Bros, things are getting out of hand in this park oo!

BUS DRIVER II

My brother, we all know that but what can we do. Ever since Jeff left this it’s either one form of useless increment in levy or the other.

BUS DRIVER I

I suspect that the chairman and the secretary are strongly behind this.

BUS DRIVER II

Of course, we all …

By MarkAnthony Nze

109. INT. KEN’S OFFICE DAY.

KEN and RAY in the FORMER’S OFFICE discussing about the PARTY the LATTER intends to ORGANISE and other issues.

KEN

So, bro, how is the arrangement going on for the weekend bash?

RAY

Honestly, man! I have cancelled every plan for that.

KEN

Tell me you’re kidding bro.

RAY

Jokes apart, I’m serious.

KEN

Why? What’s your reason?

RAY

What’s the point of throwing a bash when your best pals won’t be there? It’s useless, you are not gonna be around.

KEN

Ray, you have to understand, I really need to take …

By MarkAnthony Nze

107. INT. KEN’S RES. NIGHT.

MRS. FIBERISIMA sitting in her SON’S LIVING ROOM as she waits for her to return from WORK. And OBOT serves her WATER to DRINK.

…Obot placing before her a bottle of water and glass.

MRS. FIBERISIMA

Thank you, my dear.

OBOT

Thank you ma. I think he’s back.

MRS. FIBERISIMA

I hope so.

…Ken walks in with a new girl.

OBOT

Welcome sir.

KEN

Obot, how’re you.

OBOT

Fine sir, mummy is here.

KEN

Oh! I see, where’s she?

OBOT

She’s in the living room, sir.

KEN

Oh! Mum, you’re here?

MRS. …

By MarkAnthony Nze

105. INT. DAN’S CHAMBER. DAY

The DUO of RAY and DAN in the LATTER’S OFFICE discussing.

DAN

Ray, I’m glad you’re here, I intended coming to see you in your office later in the day.

RAY

Is that right?

DAN

Sure! There’s this client of mine that wants a thorough investigation of his tax report and accounts so I thought I could show the report to you.

RAY

I’m available, anytime you decide to come.

DAN

Now that you’re here, I will give you the company’s statement of accounts and tax reports to go with so that …

By MarkAnthony Nze

101. INT. BAR.NIGHT.

The DUO OF KEN and RAY at their usual ‘hang out’ drinking and smoking as they discuss.

 KEN

Good Gracious! The turtle neck is finally off!

 RAY

What’s wrong with you man?

 KEN

Are you blind? Can’t you see that something is actually wrong amongst us?

 RAY

I don’t seem to see anything.

 KEN

If you can’t see or notice anything, it’s either you’re blind or your faculties are no longer intact.

 RAY

Don’t insult me man!

 KEN

I’m not insulting you, I’m only telling you the truth, can’t you see we’re not complete …

By MarkAnthony Nze

99. INT. RAY’S OFFICE.DAY.

RAY and their NEW EMPLOYEE lay on the COUCH hungrily kissing and caressing each other. The TELEPHONE on his GLASS DESK rings, he tries to ignore it but the persistence ringing makes him take it.

RAY

Hello! Bimbo, what’s it?

BIMBO

Sir, the chairman is here, he’s just arrived and on his way upstairs.

RAY

What!

…He re-adjusts his tie and hurries the young woman to dress up.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA

…walks in the reception room.

BIMBO

Good morning, sir.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA

Hello Bimbo, how’re you?

BIMBO

Fine, thank you sir.

CHIEF FIBERISIMA…

By MarkAnthony Nze

97. EXT. MR. KADIRI’S RES. NIGHT.

COLLINS arrives in his CAR with PRISCA at their GATE, keeps pressing the HORN and incessantly making a NOISE with it before ADAMU wakes up and comes outside to meet them.

 ADAMU

Oga Collins, abegi, me no fit open am for gate for you.

 COLLINS

My friend, open this gate immediately.

 ADAMU

No be me talk am na oga Land-lord na em talk am so.

 COLLINS

Adamu, you and the Land-Lord are crazy, come on! Get out of my way.

Starts struggling with him and eventually beats him up and pushes …